Curse

I pwnd U · Jan 04, 2006, 02:23 AM // 02:23

rite so i dumb hot sauce on count and laughs at him as he cries fromt he searing heat!!

Ensabah Nur · Jan 04, 2006, 11:05 PM // 23:05

*Decides the chili he's eating doesn't taste good and starts spinning in a circle splashing everyone within a 8 foot circle with chili....

master_ranger_matt · Jan 05, 2006, 12:20 AM // 00:20

stabs I pwned U with a year old french fry for liking soccer.

COunt it If it GoEs · Jan 05, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33

am i the only one that noticed that i pwnd u died like 700 times
anyways
*opens mysterious bag,[crowd falls deafly ill and turns to me]
, fifty 2000 foot native american indians come out and fling giant corn at everyone
i pwnd u [no not the guy, im jus saying i pwnd u all]

I pwnd U · Jan 05, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22

flings every type of food and liquid at everyone deystroying them all!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!

master_ranger_matt · Jan 05, 2006, 04:23 AM // 04:23

i use my liverwurst chance to have a 75% to blockthose projectiles, then chuck a hot dog at I Pwned U's head.

I pwnd U · Jan 05, 2006, 01:25 PM // 13:25

i duck then use sprint and smash a pie into master ranger matts face as he was not quick enough to block it w/ his liverwurst!

master_ranger_matt · Jan 05, 2006, 11:43 PM // 23:43

i switch stances to my elite stance: the uber l337 taco stance. I gain 100% chance to block anything and anything that attacks me gets pwned. it ends if i breathe, twitch, move, think, etc. And because i have the brain function of a rock, this works...

I pwnd U · Jan 06, 2006, 02:49 AM // 02:49

i sit and watch master matt then start to walk out the door casualy bumbing into him on accident (hahah not an attack) matt falls down ending his stance! i dumb pickle juice on him then stuff pickles in his ears!

master_ranger_matt · Jan 06, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04

I counter by spamming fry stab until the fry breaks. by then my liverwurst stance is recharged and i use it and run.

Ensabah Nur · Jan 06, 2006, 12:00 PM // 12:00

*uses "Grey Poupon Interupt" on master_ranger_matt, thereby interupting his nancy pants fancy stances allowing I Pwnd U to rain ketchup down upon his fries......

I pwnd U · Jan 06, 2006, 01:34 PM // 13:34

thanks Nur for the help and proceeds to pour condiments on to master_ranger_matt

Ensabah Nur · Jan 07, 2006, 03:59 AM // 03:59

It's all good, he had it comin and I don't think up until that point I had tossed any food at him. *looks at his Super Soaker filled pickle juice and grins evilly....

Two April Mornings · Jan 07, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06

*takes out milk left over from beginning of fight (now almost cheese) and pours it all over other fighters*

I pwnd U · Jan 07, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14

grabs two and throws her into a pot of hot chili sauce!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA SPICeY!

Myth · Jan 07, 2006, 06:10 AM // 06:10

Takes out supersoaker filled with Maple syrup and barrages everyone with sticky death.

Ensabah Nur · Jan 07, 2006, 09:33 PM // 21:33

*takes aim and blasts MYTH with Pickle Juice, that'll learn ya to get me sticky....

I pwnd U · Jan 08, 2006, 12:22 AM // 00:22

*does cool matrix style move thingy or other and grabs pickle and fires it at MYTHs supersoaker clogging up the barrell causing it to explode in his face causing his sticky demise!!*

Ensabah Nur · Jan 09, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33

*just notices & walks over to rope dangling from the ceiling wondering to himself "what does this do?".........*pulls rope which causes dumping of 324 gallons of red kool-aid to be dumped on everyone in the room....."OOPS, my bad!!!"

I pwnd U · Jan 10, 2006, 12:05 AM // 00:05

*drinks koolaid then spews onto to everyone in the room!!! HAHA BACKFIRE!*